Today: Went to bed at 4:40 or so AM, got up at 1pm. Cleaned off the coffee table in the living room a bit, throwing away and recycling bottles, boxes and bags from take-out. Set up my computer on the living room table and watched comedy videos. Ate some chile my aunt had given me (frozen) and ate crackers dipped in left over au gratin sauce I brought home from a restaurant. Did not pass go, did not collect $200. Did not go to the post office; did not take a shower; did not do any wash; did not do any cleaning. Thinking about taking a nap on the couch or watching Law & Order for an hour or two. Undecided.

Job prospects: Zero.