Kinda Dick-ish Foundation

Here's my creative idea for today: I have a bunch of socks with holes in them. I'm not going to fix them but I'm not going to turn them into rags for dusting and cleaning because I don't dust and/or clean. Even more infuriating, I feel guilty about just throwing them out; they feel to "whole" or something.

So how about this: how about I create a way to send these holey socks to some country where they don't have shit, so they'll find a good use for the pieces of sock that they get or they'll use some socks to repair other socks so that they'll have socks.

Of course, when I proposed this to my inner mind, my environmentalist friend (whose influence makes me feel guilty about throwing out clothes) influence said: "Well, that's kind of dick-ish." Ok, yes! I can admit that! Still, maybe it's a good idea! I'm not just throwing out material that could be used for something; I'm not wasting it by having it sit in my home and I'm giving it to a populace that's much better with their scraps (unless the whole world has been corrupted by cheap Chinese shit). So to me, it's a win-win-win!

The Kinda Dick-ish Foundation: doing half-measures, the world over!